I edited the code on my random header script to allow you to pick which header you want (as well as adding a couple more). You can actually now click on the random header (top right) to go to the next one. The code is really primative, but it works I guess.
http://www.phidong.com/?header=35
There's one of the new ones. It is completely true as well. 
Oh yeah, and thanks to Loc for teaching me how to increment a variable by one.

I learned how to increment in high school.
if(phi == fool)
x++;