PHIDONG.COM . 5.0

phpeznews: hey
philoader: sup
phpeznews: do you do graphics work for free
philoader: free?
philoader: whats that mean
phpeznews: like
phpeznews: can you make me a web design for free
philoader: free?
phpeznews: yes
phpeznews: meaning i dont pau
philoader: no charge?
philoader: woah..
philoader: i've never heard of that proposal before..
philoader: The rate is 150+ per layout (psd format), 300$ coded, 50$ intro page (psd), 80$ coded. Additional charges: Logo design - 30$, each aditional coded page - 20$.
philoader: or you can pay an hourly fee of 30$/hr
phpeznews: ok
phpeznews: cya then
philoader: ok
phpeznews: why dotn people work for fre
philoader: It takes me at least 5 hrs to design a layout alone.
philoader: I don't understand why you're asking for a free website.
philoader: What incentives do you have to offer?
philoader: If someone asked you to help them dig a 9 ft hole (deep) that was 10ft x 10ft (so you're moving 900 sq ft of dirt) by yourself, would you do it?
philoader: Free of charge?
philoader: I didn't think so.
philoader: Why do people expect others to work for them, free of charge?
phpeznews: ??
philoader: If someone asked you to help them dig a 9 ft hole (deep) that was 10ft x 10ft (so you're moving 900 sq ft of dirt) by yourself, would you do it?
philoader: Free of charge.
philoader: They're just going to watch you dig it.
philoader: Thats what you're asking me to do
phpeznews: no
philoader: Exactly.
philoader: Well, why should I build a website for you by myself free of charge?
phpeznews: i code php
phpeznews: but im not a designer
philoader: So?
philoader: Maybe I can build caskets, but I can't dig holes.
philoader: Will you dig my hole for me?
phpeznews: yup
philoader: Ok
phpeznews: where
philoader: Well, dig me a 900 sq ft hole
philoader: and i'll toss you in my casket
philoader: and bury you
phpeznews: you want me to fly over to where u live
philoader: because you're an idiot
philoader: If you can't understand how the work->payment system works..
phpeznews: ok
philoader: Alright then, I'll design you a webpage.
phpeznews: for free
philoader: Of course.
phpeznews: nah u wont
philoader: Ok, if you say so
phpeznews: i like ur design
philoader: Thanks.
phpeznews: could u make something like it
philoader: What design
phpeznews: http://www.philoader.net/s
philoader: Where did you get my aim?
phpeznews: why
philoader: Why what?
philoader: I'm wondering where you got my screen name from
phpeznews: i got it from tut forumds
phpeznews: why ru ganna block me
philoader: why would I do that
philoader: i'm about to design you a layout
phpeznews: ok cool
phpeznews: are you sure
philoader: about what?
phpeznews: that you will
phpeznews: what made you change your name
phpeznews: mind*
philoader: you agreed to dig me a 10x10x9 foot hole
phpeznews: oh no
philoader: what?
phpeznews: fine forget it
philoader: oh..
phpeznews: im not digging the hole
philoader: why not??
phpeznews: cause itz lame
philoader: fine, i'm not designing the site
philoader: cuz its lame..

Seriously now..